Anonymous asked: What are some fun facts about you?

Ticklish nipples and ticklish feet.

Incredibly small cock and incredibly large nose.

I hate to greet people walking down the street

I have a small heart and a very small hose.

I play the banjo, upright bass and mandolin.

the ukulele, autoharp, violin and dobro

Whilst playing, I use a kick drum and tamborine

I suck at the piano, and I’m a Mumford Ho

I’m from Canada, I’m Frogber Mother Fucker

Happy Mother’s Day to my lovely Mother

Anonymous asked: hey, do nipple piercings hurt?

I hear it’s a lot worse for girls, but I dunno mang.

I honestly thought it would hurt much more than it did. However it was really not bad at all, my friend filmed it and I might put that up sometime.

Edit: I have really really sensitive nipples though so I was surprised, cause if you even touch them I start laughing.

New Noah and the Whale album… wooo this thing came before the official Canadian release, I think ahaha

Basically based on Heart of Darkness by Joseph Keller

Anonymous asked: I want to watch the world burn with you. I want to experience the world and life and what music feels like by your side. You're beautiful. I love you.

By my side everyone is as negative as I see the world, you will see nothing but my love, but you will feel what I know and that is no matter what the world will fuck you. No matter what I’ll leave you know nothing child for I am the oncoming storm I am the darkness you embrace in your dreams.

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm’d;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature’s changing course untrimm’d;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander’st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou growest:
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this and this gives life to thee.

Anonymous asked: It's not sexist or racist to only prefer skinny white girls. It's sexist and racist to say that those are the only girls that are worth being considered attractive.

And you missed it.

I’m talking about the joke, clearly, you missed it.

If you prefer black people you’re fine
If you prefer fat girls you’re fine

So why is it sexist and racist to prefer white people and skinny girls?
It’s because life is unfair you racist sexist motherfucker.

Sorry to all the people I’ve hurt…

naw fuck ‘em

Three years of self taught banjo yo.

Anonymous asked: How are you so perfect?

Oh stahp it you

Anonymous asked: I'd take that, too. I'd take it six ways to sunday from Marcus, for certain.

Sweet, I would not want to take any part in that.

Anonymous asked: well I guess that just proves my theory that Marcus Mumford would be adorable in bed ;)

Oh lordy, you did it. I don’t think most men are adorable in bed though, I imagine it’s more like grunty and sneary.